The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (December 5, 2023)

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    fudanshi Toes 1d mom wants me to make a long drive while im sick
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    What happening Are y'all going to be later Hello!?!? So if you're not going to respond to me and you're not injured or in trouble I will turn off your phone hi sorry im sick i dont feel good and i please just come over tomorrow after volleyball sorry for worrying you
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    No You need to get out of the sick house If you stay there you won't get better. please, i feel overly tired and weak and i dont feel safe driving like this
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    You should have come over much earlier. This be off. If you had cone over earlier you wouldn't be sick in a house full of mold. From now on you come up my house midday on Sunday's It's not your fault that dad house is full of mold i dont think its full of mold Delivered But you need to minimize your time there sorry I'm glad you're a mold expert
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    i know there are worse things out there happening to people but i really cant stand this and just need to get this off my chest context: i've (16M) been sleeping for most of today because im sick at my fathers house (my parents are divorced). i was supposed to take my younger brother and myself to my mothers house. i slept past the time she wanted me there. she thinks my father's house is making us sick because she thinks it has mold. it doesnt, he's had it professionally checked multiple times,
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    The_Apex_Flex 2d I just wanted to wash my clothes SMS : ...
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    I'm gonna tell u this once again - DON'T U EVER wash clothes in my washer Take all this 7:06 PM trash out again I'm sorry but I needed them washed. I didn't want you to do them because I didn't want it to be an inconvenience to you. But you don't have to be mean to me for trying to take care of things myself. I don't really see the issue because I know how to do laundry just fine.. I thought it was helpful because you'd have to do less No Thanks I've told u b4 unless u can REPLACE it IF it up wh
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    my dad's gf is insane and he's also to blame because he enables her to act this way all the time. I may be 18 but I only turned 18 in October and I still have to finish my senior year of highschool. can she really kick me out of the house before I've graduated? (The house isn't hers btw, it's her mom's house and her mom is fully aware of her daughter's outrageous behavior.)
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    r/insaneparents u/bigoldcheese • 2d ● I (19f) live 1 hour away in college and made the grave mistake of sleeping in on the weekend. SMS
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    76 M Mama > Are you coming home today? Today 12:49 PM Sweet child of mine... What's up? Alright. I'm getting nervous... I'm gonna have to call the dorm and get them to send someone to knock on your door... I am in an absolute sick panic. I've tried to call the desk and nobody is down there. I guess I'm going to have to just come over there. Idk what else to do. I wish you would answer me. Are you serious I was asleep Yes. I'm serious. I'm glad you were just asleep... You need to get a better gri
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    76 M Mama > You have to understand that you go out and door dash. How am I supposed to know that someone didn't you up or you had a wreck and ur in the hospital? I can't exactly come check on you myself... I was calling over and over and texting... It's 2:00. It not like I'm panicking at 9 in the morning. I haven't DoorDashed in 2 weeks. I'm just sleeping. And I'm supposed to know that how? I never know what you are doing. Idl when you leave campus. I'm an hour away from you. And you stay up all
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    76 M Mama > I was sleeping, therefore I did not see or hear you call. First thing I see is an RA looking at me So sorry for worrying about my child. So sorry for sleeping in on the weekend As an adult You know what? I'm going to give you exactly what you asked for and leave you alone. As an "adult", you can come get this "adult" car insurance bill that is $400 a month. This Christmas can go back since your so grown. But what you ain't going to do is disrespect me. God forbid I sleep in. I'd how
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    Mama Biird91 1d My mother is more insane SMS :
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    Ok Mother Mobile Yesterday 6:28 PM Hallmark Hasbro My Little Pony Pinkie Pie Christmas Ornaments https://a.co/d/fpf2mS6 I found it it even said I bought it in December 2018 so I got it + Yesterday 6:44 PM Ok you know what that's just really I called you up and then I called him and nobody can answer. Well then..... off see if I do anything for you anymore. I expected you to look at that and be happy but no you have to be a Yesterday 7:13 PM Type a message... O
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    8:43 & MM. 2 Mother ile ..|| 1% | No we were busy. We didn't answer on purpose. It was an accident. Idk why you have to be like that and always assume we're being like that towards you. you do Honestly, I really hate when that. Just because we didn't answer its not like you conspire and say ohh let's not answer and her off. We seriously were away from the phone. Idc why you can't just say hey I called, call me when you get a chance instead of being so mean for no reason. ☆idk You do that every t
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    8:43 K Aner + Mobile ☆idk You do that every time you call and we don't answer. We're not always in the room, we don't always have our phones on us all the time. Were in the kitchen eating, playing with Mo bro in law & son remy. Just like how I call sometimes and you don't answer, I don't be mean about. I know your not always next to your phone. I truly don't get it. We've been good all week, all day and for you to assume I'm just going to be a like that towards you is actually more hurtful then
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    + Mother Mobile mean about. I know your not always next to your phone. I truly don't get it. We've been good all week, all day and for you to assume I'm just going to be a like that towards you is actually more hurtful then you think. I knew you thought low of me and a I just didn't know it was that low... my Your phone will be suspended within the next hour. I want you out of house I no longer want you living here and I don't want jet living here. I'm done with you you use people and you use me
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    Mother Mobile Your phone will be suspended within the next hour. I want out of 0:33 PII you house I no longer want you living here and I don't wa daughter living here. I'm done with you you use people and you use me like there's no tomorrow forget about your tires forget about your parts. I'm all done you've used me for the last time. If you take anything from my house that is not yours, I've already called the police and I can report and have you arrested and jet will get taken to family assist
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    9:07 Ba Mother obile will not do nothing for me. My house is destroyed all the time it's a mess. Your rooms are a mess. The bathrooms are a mess you're done room is a mess after I paid so much. I need to redo it. I'm done you've used me for the last time, so off I don't care if I ever see you again you've done it for the last time 8:42 PM I don't want Christmas if you I'm sending back all the gifts because I can see how it was treated after the birthday party and spending 400 dollars for nothing
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    Mother Iviobile the birthday party and spending 400 dollars for nothing I'm done I'm done being used you and your brother treat me like and you use me and I'm all done family you my do not you are not love me you use people and you've had your daughter doing it now too. I'm done, you take anything from my house and I will keep her bed. I will keep all furniture. your from I will be a do not with me as jet put it. I'm at grandma's house, so this is my house you're lazy you do nothing and you wann
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    III-Information5377 3d just moved in with my boyfriend over an hour away and my folks are not coping well with it! SMS ...
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    G G 67 O G G Homey G and his Home Girlz > iMessage Today 11:50 AM grandpa!!! Kai Granny asked you days ago to come home and take care of some stuff here. I expect to see you here today after work. No arguments, no excuses. Be here today please Kai i have to go into work tomorrow to finish my classes and i get off today at 6, i'm not going to be able to do that grandpa!!! Yeah Kai I think you can You have a car. Drive it here. I'm not going to argue with you. I'm I enough here. Show up, or your p
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    G 67 O G Homey G and his Home Girlz > you. I'm enough here. Show up, or your phone line will be suspended till you do! I would hope that you'd stop acting like this and do the right thing please A G A i'm not doing that, i made a commitment to come in tomorrow at 7 so i need to go to bed at a reasonable time grandpa!!! You can drive back there after I swear to god Kaili you better be here. Im Not doing this with you. You should be ashamed of yourself please don't be mad at me for putting work fi
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    67 O G G Homey G and his Home Girlz > grandpa!!! You can drive back there after I swear to god Kaili you better be here. Im Not doing this with you. You should be ashamed of yourself i'm not coming down there tonight, it would be a waste of time for me to do that. i will make sure to come down there when i have time grandpa!!! So we're a waste of your time Thanks Kai you know that's not what i meant, please don't be upset at me for putting my responsibilities first grandpa!!! DONT UPSET YOU!!! G
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    01 -Parannoyed 4d Mom gets mad at me for confronting her about driving under influence (I also have an audio recording for anyone that wants it!) SMS ...
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    K B B B That was fun. Now how do you want to proceed? What did you think you are entitled to? I pay for your phone It can be shut off If you actually meant your apology then you'll start making changes. I am not going to put up with drunk driving, first of all. Had I known, I would've just walked home. You endangered both yourself and me. And I will definitely not be talked down to for wanting to be safe. This is ridiculous. Thu 9:33PM You are ridiculous. Get you license. Buy a car. And get out
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    ← B And get out If you don't want to be part of this family Sooo easy to get a job. LOL Okay. Get a babysitter for tomorrow and I'll start packing my things. Thu 9:51PM v Do you even know how much an average job pays? offered me a room at exactly one hour ago. Bring me some boxes so I can start packing. Or we can work on that together tomorrow. Thu 9:53PM v ...
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    B B B No Or we can work on that together tomorrow. Thu 9:53PM v ?? So tell me. Should I call now? Thu 10:05PM What then. You're not evicting me? I am so ready to leave. I have about five people offering to house me for no cost, at least initially. And any minimum wage job will pay more than you do. We can do this any time. Thu 10:08PM Meaning you have been talking to five people? I am finished. I will not speak to
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    B B Meaning you have been talking to five people? ?? I am finished. I will not speak to you again unless you apologize and think about what you did and said. Thu 10:31PM
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    r/insaneparents 6d My friends parents are absolutely insane ...
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    1 Today 11:26 AM Please stop using your card or I'm gonna have to take it back. You have bills to pay. M Mom > Yes, but you have responsibility to pay your bills which are going to be deducted from your checking account so that comes first + I got things I needed And it's my money anyway Stop on everything I'm exhausted fighting me iMessage 0 TO TUN I got bras Read 11:27 AM
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    1 I'm not leaving but u can get ready Why? M Mom Go outside in 10 minutes You're fine + iMessage 8 Ok Just let me know Today 1:32 PM I'm not sure but how do I tell if my blood suger is low I feel shaky tired I feel like I'm seeing things weird and I'm weak Read 1:34 PM You always say that Delivered
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    Are you awake? M Mom Today 12:39 PM Hey how did everything go with + Today 5:05 PM I'm not engaging in this immature line of Good I guess conversation. When you can speak like a civilized adult. iMessage Ya Hey Read 5:09 PM

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